Whenever our boss calls us out, we can’t help but be irritated about it, but none of us could have thought of this awesome comeback. Even if we’ve, we wouldn’t have a nerve to try it. Let’s admit it, we can be a bunch of scaredy cats when it comes to our horrible bosses!
Meet Shane, our knight in shining amour, who had a courage to be confident and hilarious.
A reddit user shared ridiculous messages his Walmart coworker, Shane, had ‘supposedly’ received. Always in trouble with the management, Shane had decided to relieve the tension by leaving humorous notes on a white board.
1: After all, you can’t offer warranties on something which is already dead.
2: It looks as if Shane fancies himself to be the host of ‘Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?’ This is not TV, Shane!
3: Besides being a loyal and talented Walmart employee, Shane could possibly be a spy.
4: Or you know, Shane could just take the Deli equipment to his own place.
5: Obviously everything on display is sparkling fresh and super-new.
6: What if we really want to build a ham castle?
7: And Shane, quit pretending to be ‘the Management’!
8: Customers do enjoy a free puppet show now and then…
9: We all know how dangerous it is to have chicken when you are absolutely stoned.
10: The management clearly does not approve of amazing surprises, but honestly, who would not enjoy a ‘surprise’ piece of roasted chicken.
11: Why don’t you understand? Shane just wants to keep the customers happy! Everyone would love a free iPhone.
We are sure that right now the management must be like, ‘Really Shane? Stop putting our messages online, Shane’!