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These People Share The Best Owned Movement They’ve Ever Had.

#1. “If you were any less intelligent we’d have to water you three times a week.”

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#2. “One day during lunch this jerk was making jokes about a quiet, usually very reserved kid. Kid takes it for about 10 minutes before casually remarking: ‘Hey, do you know what the difference is between your jokes and your penis ?’

Jerk: ‘What!?’

At this point around 30 people are observing.

Kid: ‘No one laughs at your jokes.’

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Hysterical laughter ensued and the jerk was utterly humiliated. Needless to say, he didn’t say much for the rest of that lunch.”

#3. Today my coworker said of another one, ‘He’s so damn stupid he could fall in a barrel of boobs and come out sucking his thumb.'”

#4.  “You couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.”

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